My Story
My humble beginnings as a cotton sock were drastically altered when I was transported from behind the clothes dryer through a portal into another dimension.
Past the Sea of Mustard, just North of the planet Hot Dog, on the planet Condominium.
Here I became the adopted son of King Burger. Now I am known as Cotton aka Condiment man. Where I am sent by my Father on missions to ensure that man kind never suffers from dullness that would prevail without the power of the mighty condiments!
